Here in MitcHELL County, Kansas almost no one seems to care if our songbirds are frightened and fly away whenever a vehicle with a noisy muffler or boombox speeds by. As soon as the noisy lowlifes can be heard approaching while blocks away, I tell my neighbor that we’re hearing the mating calls of the (unfortunately not endangered) MitcHELL County “horny birds”! But it really isn’t funny and we’ve noticed that it’s basically the ugliest kids who are the noisiest – the only way they can attract flighty females. Let’s hear no more talk about “Kansas values”! Would love to hear some reactions to this. Almost desperate, Karl (in Karl’s Kastle)